oreoofficial:

"no pain no game." i whisper as i break my sisters leg while playing twister




simsgonewrong:

my sim was taking photobooth photos with another girl who DIED halfway through 




tacoposey:

after my procedure at the hospital today my doctor tried to explain all of the medications he’s putting me on and i was kind of out of it on pain meds and he goes, “and i’m going to be putting you on some serious steroids, do you have any problems with that?” 

and apparently i looked at my mom and whispered, “i’ll never play major league baseball” and started crying




jjnuzz:

nosdrinker:

google “homestuck wedding”

dont do it




rocknrollupyourass:

this city needs a hero




ostracizedpoodle:

NASA just announced that they’re going to be launching the earth into space




mosquitotits:

5.00 dollard